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Slowpoke Sticker

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$2.84 $4 In stock

Category: Loose Stickers

  • Please be patient.. I'm from the 1900s
  • 3" Full-color laminated vinyl sticker
  • Scratch and weather resistant
  • Suitable for water bottles, laptops, cars
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Evelyn ★★★★★

Stuck this on my laptop and the "I'm from the 1900s" line still makes me chuckle every time I open it. The laminate feels sturdy, too—no peeling after a week in my bag.

Penelope ★★★★★

I slapped this on my water bottle three weeks ago and it’s still bright and peeling-free after daily dishwasher runs. The scratch-resistant laminate really delivers, and the retro vibe makes me smile every time I grab a drink.

Julian ★★★★★

The laminated vinyl has held up through three dishwasher cycles on my water bottle without peeling, and the "1900s" joke still makes me snort every time I glance at it. Scratch resistance is no joke either—my keys have bounced off it a few times.