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Sick Sad Woke Sticker

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$2.92 $4 In stock

Category: Loose Stickers

  • 3.5" Woke Daria Morgendorffer & Jane Lane with third eye
  • Tribute/parody design - not officially licensed
  • Full-color laminated vinyl sticker
  • Scratch and weather resistant
  • Suitable for water bottles, laptops, cars
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Isabella R. ★★★★★

The third-eye detail on Daria and Jane is way funnier in person than I expected, and the vinyl feels sturdy enough to survive my laptop case. Definitely adding a bit of ironic 90s energy to my daily commute.

Matthew ★★★★★

The lamination is seriously tough—I’ve had it on my water bottle for two weeks of daily use and it still looks brand new, no scratches or peeling. The colors on Daria and Jane are so vibrant, and that third eye detail is a nice little nod to the parody vibe. Just wish it came in a bigger size, but f

Daniel ★★★★★

Caught the detail on the third eye immediately—it’s crisp and the colors pop way more than the listing photos suggested. Stuck it on my water bottle and it’s survived a week of scratches and a few rainstorms without peeling. Exactly the kind of dumb, niche humor I needed for my desk.