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All Nervous No System Bumper Sticker

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$7.3 $10 In stock

Category: Loose Stickers

The All Nervous No System Bumper Sticker is a loose sticker designed by Frog Mustard. It measures 8.5 inches by 2.5 inches, giving it a wide, low-profile shape suited to bumper placement.

  • Design: All Nervous No System
  • Designed by Frog Mustard
  • Size: 8.5" x 2.5"
  • Type: Bumper sticker
  • Sold as a loose sticker
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Benjamin ★★★★★

Stuck it on my rear windshield this morning and the 8.5-inch width fits the bumper perfectly without curling at the edges. The joke lands exactly as hard every time I catch it in my rearview, which is more than I can say for most stickers I've bought.

Amelia F. ★★★★★

Peeled easily off the backing and stuck on my bumper without any air bubbles—the matte finish looks sharp. It's been through two rainstorms and hasn't budged.

Andrew ★★★★★

The wide, low-profile 8.5x2.5 inch cut fits my rear window perfectly without overlapping the plate. I've gotten a solid laugh out of every driver stuck behind me in traffic since I slapped it on.