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Stuck it on my rear windshield this morning and the 8.5-inch width fits the bumper perfectly without curling at the edges. The joke lands exactly as hard every time I catch it in my rearview, which is more than I can say for most stickers I've bought.

Peeled easily off the backing and stuck on my bumper without any air bubbles—the matte finish looks sharp. It's been through two rainstorms and hasn't budged.

The wide, low-profile 8.5x2.5 inch cut fits my rear window perfectly without overlapping the plate. I've gotten a solid laugh out of every driver stuck behind me in traffic since I slapped it on.